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Weight Demotivational Poster

SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.


TAGS: weight obsession wastes sexy women
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 8:41 pm
I'ts not you. It seems to come and go. Quite annoying
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 2:43 pm
Is it me, or is the FB count next to the FB button nonexistent on here?
BobbEdwards - August 3, 2013, 10:27 am
Total 5L agreement

Swimsuit Season -

TAGS: swimsuit bikini skeleton weight
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 6:39 am
ROTFL! Good 1, JW! Luuuuv it! 5L
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 4:13 am

LOSING WEIGHT - Next time you step onto the scales and wish you had lost half a stone... Think

TAGS: starving africa weight fat thin skinny
Rating: 3.08/5

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forseti - June 21, 2010, 4:01 pm
THAT's demotivating! 5 lost pounds

"NNNNGHMMMMMFPHHH...." - Quick.., look, see if I squeeze really hard like this I can push out a 32a cup...!!


TAGS: fat obese food overweight ugly
Rating: 3.59/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:08 am
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.
Uncle Matty's Uncle - October 16, 2009, 7:04 am
What's with the low score? This is funny as shit.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 6:31 pm

holy crap. did she eat the last planet she invaded? Is she the new Zombie?

WEIGHTLIFTING - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: olympics beiging weightlifter
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 9:43 pm
So, what exactly did he do? I know it was the 2008 Olympics and he dropped it in the Grab n Snatch. But did it dislocate, or did he tare something, or just wrong lifting?...
CANADA - October 16, 2009, 1:00 am
because that joke is as played out as "shitting bricks"
Treehodger - October 16, 2009, 12:57 am
Omfg why does this not have more lions?! XD

I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!

PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!

TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

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LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great fucking games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?

YOU ARE NOT FAT - You're just a little short for your weight ...

MARKETING GENIUS - You want firmer toner arms. You don't have $39.95? Let me show you a free alternative.

TAGS: shake weight
Rating: 3.29/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:25 am
Certainly gets the right bits a jigglin’

WEIGHTLOSS TAPE - You don't need video to stop eating so damn much.

WEIGHT LIFTING - when you struggle to lift 30 pounds, dont try to lift 400.

Yo-Yo Diets -



TAGS: excess weight
Rating: 4.1/5

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Woodywood03a - February 8, 2010, 11:58 am
That is funny 5L's
pieman - February 8, 2010, 11:12 am
I say win win. 5L for not having to pay any more alimony.
culos - February 8, 2010, 10:43 am
When you're right you're right! You did understand what I tried to say here didn't you?
Ed-Hyde - February 8, 2010, 10:31 am
I just can't stands it no more!!! "Lose" culos. "Loose" is how you like your women. "Lose" as in, I lost, you lose, she is losing. *crawls back into my hole*

ON ONE HAND - I need to lose weight, on the other a glazed donut ...


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*

Checkup -



TAGS: diapers toddlers limits weight dads
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:08 pm
Thanks for all the comments and L's folks!
CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:47 pm
Been there. Can't let them get too full.
steve1961 - May 15, 2013, 3:54 am
You're supposed to CHANGE them?
SLOHAND62 - May 14, 2013, 9:39 pm
LoL 5 lb load to this. Whew I learned way late in life this picture is so true
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 9:22 pm
Oh, man, Missy, a packed load of memories there. Never changed one. If my lady was out, my rug rats were on their own. And that one there still has room for a couple more nuclear nuggets. 5 Lumpy loins
Greeny - May 14, 2013, 8:01 pm
To make a great daddy-gagger takes patience
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 7:09 pm
Now it makes sense


TAGS: weight loss
Rating: 4.5/5

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TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!

RULES OF CHINESE OLYMPICS - 1. Media control first 2. Deal with problem later

TAGS: olympic weightlifting weight lifting janos baranyai
Rating: 1.57/5

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NSFW - April 23, 2009, 8:50 am
wait... was this the sack race or something??
The Mighty Fong - August 24, 2008, 9:11 am
Steroids? I see no steroids! ... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

MARRIAGE - Deforming men for countless thousands of years.

NO MAN IS AN ISLAND - But some deserve an A for effort.

TAGS: weight image sayings
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 4:00 pm
Thanks Rude...I'm guessing it's used as a natural habitat by smaller aquatic life forms.
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:26 pm
The hairy back is a nice touch. 5Ls
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 12:09 am
I mean that if he was at the beach I'd have someplace to put my drink so it doesn't get sandy...teehee.
Greeny - January 31, 2013, 6:55 pm
you mean a-z?

CREATIVITY - A struggle for improvement

WHISKEY - Make her lose weight without photoshop

Strength -


DELL - Now Selling Large, Expensive Paper Weights

TAGS: dell laptops computers electronics paperweight
Rating: 4.5/5

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Oiler - January 25, 2013, 6:23 pm
Just finished getting a THIRD new harddrive in my 6 month old HP laptop...does ANYONE make a good PC ?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:15 pm
Coincidence or CONSPIRACY? :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:14 pm
That's right. Who would've thought that Darwin's theory of evolution applied to inanimate objects? I'm completely bamboozled.
rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

I remember when Dell was a great product, especially when they were built to order. Guess one must compete to survive
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 2:23 am
Every once in a while, with some products, someone gets a lemon. I suppose every once in a while someone finds a perfectly good Dell.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:52 pm
My Dell has been working good for 2 years now, and hasn't failed me once.
caveman - November 2, 2012, 8:27 pm
But......i have a dell. (Coincidence that it's currently being repaired)
rerun - November 2, 2012, 8:07 pm

I have 4 year old Toshiba that the power cord was severed. I may revive it instead.
maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 12:36 pm
I Was Going To Buy One Last Year Until I Seen My G F IPod It Does Everything.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2012, 2:40 am
I had my Dell for a year, and the motherboard had malfunctioned a day after the manufacturer warrantee expired, and a month after my GeekSquad Black Tie thingy expired. Coincidence? I think not. Sorry about your Dell, too.
rerun - November 1, 2012, 8:02 pm

Looks like the same pile of junk I have. I will never buy another Dell.

COMBAT LOAD - 90 lbs. of lightweight gear.

TAGS: combat load lightweight gear
Rating: 4.35/5

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marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:05 pm
so true. 5 stars


HEROES - When did it become so bad to look up to an overweight alcoholic who swings a bat and cheats on his wife?

TAGS: heroes babe ruth overweight cheats
Rating: 4.6/5

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kyleman79 - January 2, 2012, 11:16 am
I agree whole heartedly, my friend. It seems now that you can only be looked up to if your private life is completely in order. Forget that. I'll settle for the Babe.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 2:48 am
If someone has to be perfect to be a hero them then their are no human heroes. The Babe was the greatest offensive baseball player that ever was or ever will be. He hit home runs in gigantic ballparks not the mini parks they have now. Drunk or hungover.


TAGS: the weight the band
Rating: 4.47/5

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Airman - May 24, 2011, 10:59 am
thank you north40.. if you search for The Weight on youtube, you can hear the song in Easy Rider, you can see them sing it at Woodstock, and then later in concert with Clapton and Dylan and Neil Young
north40ish - May 24, 2011, 10:11 am
The Band!
Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 8:51 pm
Nazareth, maybe?
Greeny - May 23, 2011, 8:47 pm
I bet nobody can guess the bands name
spacedog - May 23, 2011, 7:26 pm
LOL, which band? 5 loads.
Airman - May 23, 2011, 6:25 pm
it was on the radio when I drove in this morning. and it's still on my mind. you youngsters probably don't even know who The Band is
MPsniper - May 23, 2011, 5:54 pm
i give UP..... 5 RAISED HANDS
MPsniper - May 23, 2011, 5:54 pm
MPsniper - May 23, 2011, 5:54 pm
MPsniper - May 23, 2011, 5:53 pm
5 /


TAGS: have you lost weight patricia
Rating: 4.27/5

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spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:25 pm
spacedog - August 28, 2010, 11:55 pm
Good night guys. This dog has to work early in the morning.
pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 8:35 pm
thanks man.
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 8:33 pm
Must be the monkey diet. Nice one pzykosiz. 5L

TEAMWORK - Only by working together can we close the noose on the past for future generations self-esteem.

HAULING - You're doing it wrong dumb ass

TAGS: hauling overweight trucks
Rating: 2.28/5

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TooTsiE - April 23, 2009, 11:20 am
... dont worry, im just up the street...

Exercise -

Tic Toc -

TAGS: hourglass objects female weight time
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am

As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!

Chubbies -

TAGS: vintage ads kids overweight meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2013, 12:51 pm
Bahaha! Well thanks for the chat either way.
falloutghoul - June 27, 2013, 7:32 pm
Nooo, I'm afraid I'll scare off the childrens.
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:15 pm
Ohhh fallout...you can't leave me hanging like that! Spit it out...teehee.
falloutghoul - June 25, 2013, 8:54 am
Weird, I thought they meanth something else....nevermind.

Mama June -

TAGS: momma june honey boo boo obese camera extra weight
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 20, 2014, 9:13 am
Well….how’d I miss this? No, really……. how?
Oldsod - February 19, 2014, 7:04 pm
Probably the camera with the wide-angle lens, which is hopefully NEVER between her and a pizza...or ten...

Amazing -

Money Problems -

Health -

TAGS: health overweight uncertainty obsessed fat
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 11:56 am
Lewis Black and George Carlin, they really did put a mirror to society and said “Surprise! THIS is what you look like."
GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:41 am
Lewis Black is a god


TAGS: meal overweight
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - December 29, 2012, 11:04 am
Hello? You don't share? Thanks for making me hungry Kstoker teehee.
MissPriss - December 29, 2012, 11:03 am
Yes please...and extra gravy!
GaryO - December 29, 2012, 10:03 am
Impeccable timing, the holidays…..winter insulation……..a little more R-60 my dear?
Kstoker - December 29, 2012, 9:42 am
Just one more Cinnabon and then I'll start my New Years resolution. Good one

Definitions -

THE BIGGEST LOSER - Wonder which way the Halloween haul is going to tip the scales?


WEIGHT WATCHERS MOTTO - What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. (R.Emerson)




LOSE WEIGHT FAIL - Losing Weight made her less black!

TAGS: lose weight ad fail
Rating: 2.38/5

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NO REALLY - Worked for Sumo Wrestling Women

TAGS: overweight women
Rating: 2.31/5

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Foxzone91 - May 27, 2009, 10:30 am
Sumo... Is japanese....

I KNOW YOU'RE PROUD - But you still weigh too much

TAGS: weight dancing
Rating: 2.25/5

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huh? - September 26, 2008, 5:41 pm
what the fuck is this stupid shit? who gives a fuck?
LogicDude - September 18, 2008, 4:01 pm
Its like a "Before and Before" picture...and I guess "Before" again...

BODY MEASUREMENTS - It's ALL in how you handle the measuring tape, isn't it.

YOU CAN'T HIDE WHAT'S INSIDE - or outside for that matter

Survey Says -

TAGS: studies weight women men longevity
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 18, 2016, 8:52 pm
Thanks 'cern. Thought ya'd like it right up your genre so to speak.
MissPriss - March 18, 2016, 8:39 pm
Thanks jeebus.
concern3 - March 18, 2016, 7:25 pm
Up yours Missy, nice
JesusWept - March 18, 2016, 2:11 pm
HAHAHA excellent! Up.

Weighty Question -

TAGS: weight difference boyfriend husband scale
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 8:16 pm
31 pounds and we'll talk.
Iconoclast - April 18, 2016, 5:49 pm
Does that mean that if I lose 30 pounds I go back to being a boyfriend?
MissPriss - April 15, 2016, 1:17 pm
thanks again 'cern
concern3 - April 15, 2016, 2:52 am
wow, UP yours


Creative accounting -

TAGS: weight loss tip for the dumb
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - September 21, 2015, 11:17 am
One more time, Silvy, where can I get that app? PLEEEEAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFL!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!

Meals on Wheels -

TAGS: delivery of weight loss foods
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 28, 2014, 11:25 am
Have an aunt who did paleo. Food's delish! Like the almonds idea! Have to try it! Thanks for the recipe Edge!
Thedge - November 27, 2014, 2:32 pm
Nobody noticed a difference in the food, except the pumpkin pie. Made the crust of almonds ground into flour in the blender and bu tt er. Big hit. Cave men, they knew things.
mizzdizz - November 26, 2014, 1:10 pm
1812 overture!
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:25 am
Hmm... musically farting Lions... did you have a tune in mind?
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:24 am
Tnx. I'm doing Paleo-style this year. We'll see how that goes over...
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:22 am
Tnx. I'm doing Paleo-style this year. We'll see how that goes over...
mizzdizz - November 26, 2014, 11:13 am
T-day dinner with a BANG! 5 musically farting lions!
JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 10:00 am
Wow! That meal is gonna give lots of gas. L L L L L

Scales Tipped -

Weight -